humor: Chemistry of Love
SYMBOL : ILU
ATOMIC NUMBER : 2
ATOMIC WEIGHT : Varies from Couple To couple
POSITION ON PERIODIC TABLE : Close To The Heart
OCCURRENCE : Occurs In highly Reactive State , Colleges Compounds ,Cinema, Halls, Parks and Bus stops!
METHOD OF PREPARATION
- by the action of beauty upon heart. An Exothermic reaction resulting in the higher rate of blood circulation and faster heart beat
- by the combination of two complex compounds. Commonly known as a Boy and a Girl!
CATALYST USED: Friends, Cousins, Movies, Restaurants and a highly active imagination!
REDUCING AGENTS: Parents, Teachers, Neighbors and Society!
GIRL + PARENTS —> EXPLOSION + LOSS OF SALINE WATER FROM TEAR GLANDS
BOY + REDUCING AGENT —> REBELLIONS
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
- Gas at human temperature
- COLOR: Varying shades of Pink
- ODOR: Strong enough to sweep one off one’s feet
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
- ACTION ON SCIENTISTS : LOVE + SCIENTIST —> PHILOSOPHER
- ACTION ON TEENAGERS : LOVE + TEENAGER —> POET
- REACTS VIGOROUSLY WITH SUPPRESSION
- CANNOT BE DISSOCIATED BY USE OF “SOLID” AND “BEAT” ENERGY
USES :
- HELPS IN FOOD ECONOMY : As One Is In LOVE .. Forgets to EAT and DRINK!
- SMALL AND SUBTLE DOSAGE IS NECESSARY : As It Is Go0d For BODY and MIND
- RAW MATERIAL FOR MOVIE THEME
- NON-CONVENTIONAL SOURCE OF ENERGY
INFERENCE:
THROUGH “CHEMISTRY” I TRIED TO DEFINE LOVE, IT STILL REMAINS UNDEFINED!
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