Questions Of The Day

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Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?

  • If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
  • Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
  • If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
  • If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
  • Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
  • Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
  • If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
  • Why is it called building when it is already built?
  • If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
  • If you’re not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
  • If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
  • If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??

Source: Hardware Zone Forums

Naseer Ahmad

I am Naseer Ahmad Mughal from Islamabad (Pakistan). I have been working as a Manager Development at SyntecX from last 4+ years, and its my passion to learn new things and implement them as a practice. I am also work as freelancer as well as a volunteer web development expert who loves to learn through innovative ideas and inspiration. You can find me online at LinkedIn & Twitter