Very Intelligent Saying (Hilarious)
- 1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
- 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage – Drink whenever you are HAPPY
- 3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
- Tell to Woman
- Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
- 4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
- 5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
- 6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It’s when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.
- 7. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend – You are missing SOME thing in your life.
If you HAVE a Girl Friend – You are missing EVERY thing in your life!