Humor
Newton’s Law of Love (Funny)
Universal law:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
First law:
A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or [...]
MSN ke window me
Mere MSN ke window mein
Ek chand sa buddy rehti hai
afsos ye hain ki woh humse
kuch away away sa rehti hai…
Jis roj se add kiya hai oos ko
hum doosron se chat karna bhool gayein
mouse thaam kar aise baithay hain
click karna hum bhool gayein
Aaj tak buddy list mein hai
woh chanchal buddy away rehti hai
Mere MSN ke window [...]
Tech reply on upgraded from GirlFriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and [...]
Query for upgraded from GirlFriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.
I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t [...]
Computer Program ki Shayari
Kal jab mile thhe …
to dil mein hua ek sound
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain …
your file not found!
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga …
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga …
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye …
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye …
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi [...]
If you want happiness
If you want happiness in your life, just check the image below….
