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Graffiti: What do two plus two equal?

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewe calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four”. The interviewer asks “Four exactly?” the mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, four, exactly.” Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and [...]


Troubles country folks have with computers


Confidence in company’s own software

A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company’s software is running the aircraft’s automatic pilot system. Nineteen of [...]


Meaning of Rose Colors

I have read this somewhere and noted it for future use. Let me know if someone else have more to contribute to this list. Black Roses signify Death Coral Rose conveys desire Lavender Roses symbolize love at first sight and enhancement Orange Roses indicate enthusiasm, desire and fascination Pink (Deep) says Thank You Pink (Light) [...]


Joke : Robbing the Bank

Santa and Banta decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. They do manage to take one sack each…


Why Girls Don’t Marry Software Guys !


Reply to Different love letter

Divya’s reply letter was also in Q/A format…… .. Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire. If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them. a) Yes b) No If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love? a) Yes b) No While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the [...]


The Ultimate Facts

MEN All men are extremely busy. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others. [...]


A different Love letter

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate. My Dearest Divya Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a) 10 marks, (b) 5 marks and (c) 3 marks Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because: (a) of love (b) you couldn’t control seeing [...]


Funny : Some medi definition

Antibody – against everyone Artery – The study of the paintings. Bacteria – back door to a cafeteria. Caesarean section – a district in Rome. Cardiology – advance study of poker playing. Cat scan – searching for lost kitty. Chronic – neck of a crow. Coma – punctuation mark. Cortisone – area around local court. [...]


Love & Marriage

A student asks a teacher, “What is love?” The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.” The student went to the field, go thru [...]


The Laws of Ultimate Reality

Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of [...]


Touching Story – The True Meaning of LOVE

My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature, and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders. Three years of courtship and now, two years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The reasons of me loving him [...]


Best & Funniest Examples of Marketing Concepts

Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing” You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her [...]


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