Category: Humor

Love & Marriage 0

Love & Marriage

A student asks a teacher, “What is love?” The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back...

The Laws of Ultimate Reality 0

The Laws of Ultimate Reality

Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability The probability of being watched is...

Touching Story – The True Meaning of LOVE 0

Touching Story – The True Meaning of LOVE

My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature, and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders. Three years of courtship and now, two years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am...

Best & Funniest Examples of Marketing Concepts 7

Best & Funniest Examples of Marketing Concepts

Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing” You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a...

Story: Women Oh Women! 1

Story: Women Oh Women!

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will...

Secret of a happy married life by a man 1

Secret of a happy married life by a man

Secret of a happy married life by a man Once X asked Y, “What is the secret behind your happy married life?” Y said, “You should share responsibilities with due love and respect to each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems.” X asked,...

Love Vs Arranged Marriage – The IT Perspective 0

Love Vs Arranged Marriage – The IT Perspective

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like. Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix...

Don’t Marry a Software Girl 1

Don’t Marry a Software Girl

Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U. Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.. Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house....