Tagged: Funny

Joke : Robbing the Bank

Santa and Banta decided to rob a bank but during the process of the robbery they mess it up, but they do managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. They do manage to take one sack each…

Doubts – Unanswered

Doubts – Unanswered

If all the nations in the world are in debt (I am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird). When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought). What is the...

Best & Funniest Examples of Marketing Concepts

Best & Funniest Examples of Marketing Concepts

Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing” You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a...

Joke : The Pilots

Joke : The Pilots

A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together, and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain...

Tech reply on upgraded from GirlFriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Tech reply on upgraded from GirlFriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Troubled User: This is a very common problem that people complain about. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0 , thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator...

Query for upgraded from GirlFriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Query for upgraded from GirlFriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0

Dear Tech Support Team: Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities. Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, BeerWithBuddies 7.5,...