Why Girls Don’t Marry Software Guys !
Best & Funniest Examples of Marketing Concepts
Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students:
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing”
You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing [...]
Love Vs Arranged Marriage - The IT Perspective
Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.
Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The [...]
Don’t Marry a Software Girl
Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U.
Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key..
Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.
Never marry a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.
Never [...]
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