Author: Naseer Ahmad

Shoes Thrown at Bush in Iraq 0

Shoes Thrown at Bush in Iraq

An Iraqi journalist threw two shoes at President George W. Bush at a News Conference during his surprise visit to Iraq today. The president ducked and the size 10’s missed. Among Muslims, throwing shoes at someone, or sitting so that the bottom of a shoe faces another person, is considered...

Reply to Different love letter 0

Reply to Different love letter

Divya’s reply letter was also in Q/A format…… .. Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire. If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them. a) Yes b) No If a girls laughs and looks anyone, is it love? a) Yes b) No While singing, if...

The Ultimate Facts 0

The Ultimate Facts

MEN All men are extremely busy. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around. Although they always have one around them, they always...

A different Love letter 0

A different Love letter

A teenage college guy sent a love letter (in Q/A format) to his classmate. My Dearest Divya Please answer the following questionnaire. For Options (a) 10 marks, (b) 5 marks and (c) 3 marks Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because: (a) of love...

*** EID MUBARAK *** 0

*** EID MUBARAK ***

Assalaamu’alaykum wa rahmatullah wa barakatuh – May God’s peace and blessings be upon you Eid ul-Adha is the feast of sacrifice. Reach out to all your friends / family / colleagues / loved ones on the auspicious occasion of Eid ul-Adha. Wish them happiness, peace and many celebrations with warm...

Very Intelligent Saying (Hilarious) 0

Very Intelligent Saying (Hilarious)

1. A Foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. 2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage – Drink whenever you are SAD, After Marriage – Drink whenever you are...

Funny : Some medi definition 0

Funny : Some medi definition

Antibody – against everyone Artery – The study of the paintings. Bacteria – back door to a cafeteria. Caesarean section – a district in Rome. Cardiology – advance study of poker playing. Cat scan – searching for lost kitty. Chronic – neck of a crow. Coma – punctuation mark. Cortisone...

Brain damaging habits 0

Brain damaging habits

No Breakfast, Overeating, Smoking, High Sugar consumption, Air Pollution, Sleep Deprivation, Head covered while sleeping, Working your brain during illness, Lacking in stimulating thoughts, Talking Rarely

The top five cancer-causing foods 1

The top five cancer-causing foods

Hot dogs Because they are high in nitrates, the Cancer Prevention Coalition advises that children eat no more than 12 hot dogs a month. If you can’t live without hot dogs, buy those made without sodium nitrate. Processed meats and bacon Also high in the same sodium nitrates found in...