Freelancer / Web (Software) Developer
If all the nations in the world are in debt (I am not joking. Even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (Weird). When dog food is new with improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought). What is the speed of darkness? (Absurd). If...
MEN All men are extremely busy. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. Although they have time for women, they don’t really care for them. Although they don’t really care for them, they always have one around. Although they always have one around them, they always...
Antibody – against everyone Artery – The study of the paintings. Bacteria – back door to a cafeteria. Caesarean section – a district in Rome. Cardiology – advance study of poker playing. Cat scan – searching for lost kitty. Chronic – neck of a crow. Coma – punctuation mark. Cortisone...
Law of Mechanical Repair After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. Law of Gravity Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity...
My husband is an Engineer by profession, I love him for his steady nature, and I love the warm feeling when I lean against his broad shoulders. Three years of courtship and now, two years into marriage, I would have to admit, that I am getting tired of it. The...
Professor at IIMs explaining marketing concepts to Students: You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. “Marry me!” – That’s Direct Marketing” You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your...
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.” The...
Pick a number between 1 and 10 (including 1 or 10). Multiply your number by 9. Add the digits of the number created in step two. Subtract 5 from the number created in step three. Find the letter in the alphabet that corresponds to the number created in step four....
Never marry a Testing girl since she always doubts U. Never marry a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.. Never marry a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house. Never marry a C++ girl...
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